A First Mate's Rules of The Road: Lake Dillon sailing

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Our New Home Port: Lake Dillon Colorado

We launched her today without incidence. And we've come up with a name. Since we live up Mosquito Gulch her names gonna be "SKEETER", of course.

Rule Number One

If your significant other is starting to collect boating magazines by the gross and is spending hour upon hour surfing the web’s proliferating boat sites and you have no intention whatsoever of ever setting your size five Manolo Blahniks on a dock, you better nip it in the bud. And I mean NOW! No hemming. No hawing. No patting him on the head like the silly little boy he is. No indulging him in his foolish little fantasies. No, “Hmm… maybe someday”s. Sister, I’m telling you right now you better put your manicured pinkies on your hips, stomp your dainty little foot and look him dead in the eye and say. “Huh-uh, No Way, No How, Fuggettaboutit!” Or else your gonna find your little derrier on some leaky old tub of a boat one day. strong. Be invincible. And keep your fingers crossed.

A First Mate's Rules of The Road

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Our New Home Port: Lake Dillon Colorado

Rule Number One

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